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The 5 Most Hilarious (and Useless) Dungeons & Dragons Monsters Ever

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5. Deadly Pudding

 

Probably not Cosby approved.
Probably not Cosby-approved.

The Deadly Pudding, if you can get beyond its hilarious name and resemblance to actual pudding, is quite a formidable adversary. Much like standard, non-deadly pudding, it comes in a variety of “flavors” ranging from black, to white, to brown. Like most of the ooze class, they are extremely annoying and resistant  to a bunch of weapons and magic. It’s funny because it’s called what it is. It’s actually deadly and really looks like pudding. Many an adventurer has succumbed to this dangerous and delicious looking dungeon dweller. The best remedy for this is to find an Ooze-bane weapon (which is so random you most likely will not) or to pay an in-game wizard to bless a spoon, making it a +5 Spoon of Eating (you may get laughed out of the room, however).

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