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Woman Adds Third Breast Like That Lady from TOTAL RECALL

Some people will do anything for a little attention. Florida native, Jasmine Tridevil, claims to have gotten plastic surgery to get a third breast. Y’know, like that lady from Total Recall. One hardly bothers to ask why a woman would add or decrease a cup size or two these days; it has become a norm this day and age. But…to add a third breast? Even for a convincing cosplay, this is too much.

So why? Why would a 21-year-old massage therapist from Tampa do this to herself? That’s easy: to hopefully get a reality TV show on MTV. HOPEFULLY. According to her Facebook page, she hired a camera crew to document her day-to-day and use that as material to pitch to MTV.

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Her about column describes herself as, “a woman who got a 3rd breast implant and films her daily life in Tampa to show the struggles she faces because of her surgery.”

Struggle? She’s struggling everyday life because of her totally successful elective surgery? No…just…no. Real struggle would be if she were legitimately born with a third boob. A “struggle” would be if she chose not to have cosmetic surgery to remove the third breast and then deal with being comfortable in her own body while everyone else adjusts. Something that’s NOT what she’s trying to do here.

According to Jasmine, she spoke with 50 doctors before she found one who would actually do the surgery. This $20,000 procedure also includes a “nipple” implant with an areole tattoo. “It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics,” she said. The doctor in question made her sign a nondisclosure agreement in fear that he could get in serious trouble. Ya don’t say.

She also revealed another reason why she added a third breast:

I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore. Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know… feel pretty.

Clearly, she doesn’t get men. Does she not know that pretty much every male human with raging hormones had a boner for the three-breasted lady from Total Recall? That’s all anyone really remembers from the movie!

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Unsurprisingly, her parents didn’t take her transformation too well: “My mum ran out of the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad… he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.”

We really hope this is just a clever internet deception; that’s she really just wearing a prosthetic. But something tells us not to hold our breath.

[via Huffington Post UK]

 

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Christina Janke

Christina Janke

Host of "Intro to Geek" on Shauncastic.com. Her love of all things Mass Effect knows no bounds. She also carries an obsession with comic books, video games, and quirky television shows. Her heroes are Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling, and Gail Simone, and hopes to be just like them when she grows up.

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